John and Kate Plus Who the Hell Cares

Seriously, Gosselins, get over yourselves and stop exploiting your children. I am beyond tired of hearing about these people every time I try to view "news". Is the Jon and Kate divorce the most important thing we have going on in this country? No! So why is the media devoting so much time to it? I just don't get it. I hope their divorced gets settled and finalized soon so that everyone can just move on to more relevant things. . . like the Khloe Kardashian wedding. Wtf? Surely there has to be a news source somewhere that doesn't consider pseudo celebrities newsworthy.

Envy: One of the Seven Deadly Sins

Do you ever look at someone else's life and envy it because you feel that person is living the life you were meant to live but have yet to experience as the seconds tick by slowly on the clock of life? Just wondering if I am the only one who ever has this issue. This is just one of the many reasons why sometimes it can be tricky to have same gender friendships-that inadvertent need to compete with one another whether you want to openly admit it or not and the subconscious desire to want what the other person has. Or perhaps this instills in you the fire you need to pursue your dreams. . .

The Music I Can't Stop Listening To

This past weekend one of my friends insisted that we all watch the movie Once since it is her favorite. I was skeptical at first till I heard the first song integrated into the story line. A-freaking-mazing. The story itself is interesting and engaging, but it's the third character in this love story that makes the movie worth watching and that third character is in fact the music. If you don't believe me check out some of the songs of the soundtrack at http://www.theswellseason.com/. I am particularly fond of the song "Falling Slowly" and have vowed to teach myself the melody on my keyboard or perish. Watch it, love it, buy it. Seriously, folks.

That Seems About Right

Last week, I was driving along on one of the busiest streets in lovely Boise when I saw something that both irritated me and made me laugh at the same time. An older, very used truck (typically referred to as a rig in these here parts) went from being in the far right hand lane of the five lane road to the center turning lane in a mere matter of seconds, cutting off two other vehicles in the process and nearly dumping a large dog out of the back of the pick-up. The male driver was appropriately dressed in a flannel shirt, a trucker hat, and smoking a cigarette. Where was he trying to get to in such a big hurry? Apparently the pawn shop since that's the parking lot he swerved into. Yep, that seems about right. I wonder how much he got for the dog. . .

These are a few of my Favorite Things (well, at least in Boise)

Every year the Boise Weekly does a "Best of Boise" thing where readers get to vote on what their fave places/things/events/etc are here in Boise. There are sometimes when I agree with the overall consensus, but I have my own list of favorites for Boise that I want to share in case my opinion matters.

Best Place to Tan: Image Sun Tanning

If you make the choice to subject yourself to potential skin cancer, then you should choose to do it here. Image Sun is by far the most pleasant tanning salon I have ever been to. The place is super clean, not to mention the mother/daughter team that runs the place are the nicest people to do business with. They are genuinely concerned about keeping their clients safe and will take into consideration skin type before letting you get into a bed. What I also appreciated when I went there is the fact that they take the time to actually show you how all the features work on the beds so you aren't turning on the radio when you meant to turn on the fan instead.

Best Coffee: Flying M

Duh. Flying M coffee rocks! Not to mention the vibe of the place is super cool. Even better than all that is the fact that they are open late! Lattes at 11 pm make Flying M the best place ever.

Best Annual Event: Hyde Park Street Fair

If you need a place to go get your hippie on, this 3 day festival is it. There's artwork, belly dancing, live music, atheists trying to inform the masses what they do or rather don't believe, psychic Shiela, crazy hard core yoga demonstrations, tie dye, and massive amount of highly entertaining people to watch. This is by far the one thing that takes place in Boise that I look forward to each year. Love it! It's like our very own tiny little Woodstock with homemade soaps and lotions for sale.

Best Local Band: Blaze and Kelly

I don't care what their preference is, these ladies are super awesome! I love, love, love their style of music (both covers and originals). Plus, they are fun to watch. Entertainers that actually entertain, imagine that.

Best Place to Eat Pizza: Proto's Pizza

Proto's does the traditional Italian thin crust accompanied by a great outdoor eating area for people watching and good alcohol. If the parking situation were better, I would probably eat pizza there all the time. I recommend trying the mozzarella salad and dessert while there as well.

Best Place to Take Pizza Home to Eat: Flying Pie

Their ingredients are so fresh it makes my skin itch! Literally, since I have a bizarre allergy to real mozzarella. And the names for the pizzas are clever. This place is full of wit and good food.

Best Place to Get Your Groove on in a Nonthreatening Environment: The Balcony

Fun people, nonsmoking nights, good music=a night of dancing till your legs fall off (or at least feel like they're going to). And if you like adult beverages, this place is reasonably priced for a night out on the town. And if you are a gal who loves her dancing gays, you're in the right place.

Best Place to Discover Local Talent: The Sockeye

Nice that this place not only brews it's own specialty beers, but that they host local bands every Tuesday and Friday evening. Best part: no cover. So if the band sucks, drink more beer because it's not like you paid to see them. I highly recommend the onion rings with the chipotle mayo dipping sauce. It's like heaven in your mouth.

Best Place to Get Down With Your Girly Girl Self: Miss Tami's Tea Cottage

Oh, how floral prints make me nauseous! However, this place is great for creating the whole pretentious princess experience that every woman craves once in a while. They have an entire menu of different teas to choose from. The brunch buffet is legendary, as are their AMAZING monte cristo sandwiches (and normally I wouldn't be one to eat ham, but seriously these are the best sandwiches ever). The place has that old Victorian tea time feel that is leisurely and elegant. Definitely not a place to go if you are in a hurry, hate homemade fresh foods, or are morally opposed to consuming carbs.

Best Place to Grocery Shop Now That It's Finally Been Remodeled: The Boise Co-Op

Alas, you can fit more than one person with a grocery cart in the aisles. Yippee! The distinctive Co-op aroma of food and Nag Champa is still present so some things haven't changed in spite of the facelift.

Best Place to Buy the Hippie Clothes to Wear to Hyde Park and the Co-Op: Eyes of the World Imports

Guaranteed you will walk out of this place actually smelling like Nag Champa but it is well worth it because the Boho style of clothing is abundant in this shop. Also has super nifty gift ideas for your fellow new agey, hippie friends. This is one of my absolute favorite places in Boise to shop at.

Best Local Business to Support Even if You Can Find the Merchandise Cheaper Somewhere Else: The Boise Record Exchange

If you've ever shopped here then you understand what I am talking about. It's a music lover's haven of hard to find music. Plus the attached gift shop has fun stuff to look at/laugh at/buy.

Best Place I Wish I Could Afford to Replace my Entire Wardrobe At: Dragonfly

A boutiquey store in downtown that also has quite the selection of bohemian styled clothing, but there's also stuff you could wear to work and not get stared at repeatedly throughout the day. They just have cute stuff all around. It's unfortunate the price point is a little high. They too have a gift section of the store plus a rather extensive selection of sterling silver jewelry. Sigh.

I make this list with the intention of rereading it at times when I want to bag on my current location. Obviously, it's not so bad here. Especially if you like Nag Champa, music, and a sense of community. High fives to Boise for not completely sucking!

I Suck at Blogging

I just didn't realize how much I suck at blogging until I realized that it has been almost a year since my last post. Not only can I not commit to a man, but I can't even commit to staying on track with writing on a regular basis. I blame having undiagnosed ADD???? Okay, maybe I am just lazy. At any rate, I am finally posting something new. Hooray!

My gift to my non existent readers is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0&feature=player_embedded. Proof that doing drugs yourself is probably a bad idea, but pee your pants funny when your friend does it and you can record what he says and make animation out of it. Seahorses forever! (that will make more sense when you watch the video. . . trust me)