Dear Mother Nature:
Greetings. I am a current resident of Boise, Idaho who is currently rather upset with the ways in which you display your powers. I understand that you are constantly blamed for unfavorable weather conditions and do not receive the respect you deserve. However, I am unimpressed by your flagrant disregard of seasons around here. It is supposed to be spring time. So why am I still running my heater when it is May? Oh, and I really did not appreciate that day this week in which I had to turn the air conditioner on only to have to turn the heater back on the following day. I have worn a sweatshirt to bed 3 of the 7 nights this week. This is not desireable bedtime attire as a single young woman. I plead with you to reconsider your decision to totally mess with the Idahoan heads by allowing it to appear sunny and warm outside when in fact it is windy and only 40 degrees.
We get it! You possess amazing talents that can make us completely miserable (or in this case cold) at the drop of a hat! Now may we please have our spring back?
Sincerely,
Multi-layered May
